Okay you bleeding Heart tree hugging liberals you now less than 20 hours or the slug gets it?

For those who don't know whats going on I captured a three inch lepord slug in my garden and if I don't get a million dollars I am going to poor salt on the slug and kill it if care so much put your money where your mouth is and save the slug. wheres my money?

Okay you bleeding Heart tree hugging liberals you now less than 20 hours or the slug gets it?
Aren't you afraid of what PETA or ELF will do to you if you


a"salt" the slug? Oh well what the he*l, do it! Tree huggers don't have a million dollars anyway, the only rich people are republicans.


(Thanks for the laugh)
Reply:I guess blackmail, extortion and holding slugs for ransom is in keeping with the criminal trend and moral patterns set by the Shrub and the congress whom you worship.
Reply:Hey did you know if you put that slug in your mouth it will numb yer whole mouth...no kiddin....but it's hard to get the slime coating off yer tongue
Reply:The libs are holding an ABORTITHON to raise the money to save the slug.





Alec Baldwin and George Clooney are hosting.
Reply:Wow you sure love to hate liberals for really ignorant and stereotypical reasons.





I'll outdo you. I'll shoot a deer this fall and eat it for dinner the night before I go vote Democrat on election day.
Reply:Pour salt on after cook in fire, desert delicacy !!
Reply:You would harm a fellow Republican? Thats rotten!
Reply:AWESOME DUDE!!! Wish I thought of that. ROTFLMAO
Reply:Salt it who cares?
Reply:lol. thanks for my nightly laugh
Reply:Oh please. Bate me!