How to become progressive heart bleeding liberal.?

What should I do. Please consice points only, no rants.

How to become progressive heart bleeding liberal.?
1) Pay your taxes with a smile.


2) Tell everyone that you know that taxes are a priv iledge and we all should have more.


3)Campaign for socialistic programs. Government pays for everything, we hand government our money


4) Take an extreme position on every popular controversy. If it looks like the sky is falling, yell loudly and insist that government stop it immediately


5) Tell everyone that the government is responsible for the sky falling (or other extreme issue).
Reply:First you enroll in Berkeley, after graduation you move to San Francisco. If that doesn't work, you're not a bleeding heart liberal and never will become one.
Reply:While i'm not going to honor an obvious stupid question with a bona fide "answer", I will make a comment.





I find it perplexing that "bleeding heart" is used in a negative connotation. I think everyone agrees that it simply means to care about other human beings. How is this simple principle used to convey something negative?





Additionally, the enormous irony is that the term is always used by someone who identifies themselves as "conservative" or "republican", the very people who politically have the evangelical christian vote on their side. Last time I checked, there was something in the christian religion about 'love thy neighbor'





perplexing...
Reply:Simple. Read 'Communist Manifesto' by Karl Marx and become a Bolshevik.
Reply:--"...fight against conservative america for racial equality..."


--"...“bleeding heart liberals' have long advocated for the homeless, the hungry, the less fortunate, and the disenfranchised..."


--"...'tree hugging liberals' fight for clean air and water standards instead of favoring industrial polluters and short term profiteering..."


--"...believe in affordable health care for all u.s. citizens..."


"...believe in higher taxes for the rich and lower taxes for the middle class and the poor..."


--"...love [your] spouse and children..."


"...attend [your place of] worship..."


"...love america and hate terrorism and prove it by fighting in every war for this country..."


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Reply:Stupid people can not be liberals. So, there is no hope for you. Stick to your own kind - degenerate, stinky conservatives.





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Reply:Have two friends pull on your shoulders. They should be able to dislodge your head from your ***.
Reply:Stop having sex with priests. Stop having sex with young boys, or any men in general. Stop being an alcoholic. Stop doing crack. Stop trying to bribe everyone. Stop lying. Grow a brain... oh, why bother, you're hopeless.
Reply:throw away your common sense first :-)
Reply:Vote for Hilary Clinton.
Reply:don't study in school. hate your own country. remain jobless.
Reply:move to san francisco
Reply:First of all, you need to have a soul. Next you need to care about someone other than yourself. The rest falls into place.
Reply:You need to slaughter innocent unborn children and defend murderers and Rapists.





But if you live in Frisco, indulge in some of the "San Francisco Treat", and no, it is nor rice.





You're on the right track.